Hopeless Disco Dancer saves hundreds from terrorist attack
July 3rd 2007 13:38
In these troubled times in which we find ourselves with the threat of terrorism seemingly hanging over our head I have decided to take a slightly lighter look at the recent terrorists attacks in London in the last few days and I hope people will take it in the spirit it is intended to be written.
As police and authorities throughout the U.K. and now it seems in Australia congratulate each other for the foiling of what could have potentially been a shocking and horrific attack on the London night club area the real hero of the moment has been forgotten.
As reported in the media in the last few days it was ambulance officers who noticed smoke coming from the parked Mercedes that alerted police to the vehicle. The ambulance officers were apparently called to the nightclub after a patron who was dancing fell over and hit his head and required attention.
So the real hero here was the inept dancer at the nightclub. Had this obviously uncoordinated disco star not fallen while trying to trip the light fantastic the nightclub and its patrons in it may well have suffered the full force of the exploding vehicle.
This guy should become a hero and role model to the thousands of men throughout the world who are to shy or scared to hit the dance floors for fear of embarrassing themselves. His falling over on the dance floor has saved hundreds. If it wasn’t for him the ambulance would have never been called and they would have not spotted the car.
One wonders wether he decided to wear his shoes that lacked tread but looked good which lead to his fall. In this case his vanity has saved the day. Regardless of how it has happened this dance floor klutz should be the toast of London. His actions have lead to the shutting down of another terrorist cell and England sleeps safer tonight knowing some where in a nightclub somewhere someone else is falling over and foiling another terrorist plot.
Could this be our Hero?
As police and authorities throughout the U.K. and now it seems in Australia congratulate each other for the foiling of what could have potentially been a shocking and horrific attack on the London night club area the real hero of the moment has been forgotten.
As reported in the media in the last few days it was ambulance officers who noticed smoke coming from the parked Mercedes that alerted police to the vehicle. The ambulance officers were apparently called to the nightclub after a patron who was dancing fell over and hit his head and required attention.
So the real hero here was the inept dancer at the nightclub. Had this obviously uncoordinated disco star not fallen while trying to trip the light fantastic the nightclub and its patrons in it may well have suffered the full force of the exploding vehicle.
This guy should become a hero and role model to the thousands of men throughout the world who are to shy or scared to hit the dance floors for fear of embarrassing themselves. His falling over on the dance floor has saved hundreds. If it wasn’t for him the ambulance would have never been called and they would have not spotted the car.
One wonders wether he decided to wear his shoes that lacked tread but looked good which lead to his fall. In this case his vanity has saved the day. Regardless of how it has happened this dance floor klutz should be the toast of London. His actions have lead to the shutting down of another terrorist cell and England sleeps safer tonight knowing some where in a nightclub somewhere someone else is falling over and foiling another terrorist plot.
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